{"id":278,"date":"2007-03-09T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2007-03-09T16:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T16:25:00","slug":"on-other-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/2007\/03\/on-other-side\/","title":{"rendered":"On the other side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s over with. Here is a before picture.<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/images\/Colonoscopy20070309.jpg\" \/><\/center>Picture this sans jeans with a open hospital gown on. No actually don&#8217;t. You don&#8217;t need to. That was too much information.<\/p>\n<p>The actual event was anti-climatic. Kathy drove me there at 6:30 AM and stayed with me. [Thanks dear that was very sweet of you.] I got into my hospital gown. Then I waited until they rolled me down to the room. I laid on my side. I was given a sedative, but it did not knock me out. Things happened behind my back, and on a camera in front of me was showing my colon. It was like a lumpy-bumpy fleshy tunnel that curved left and right. I found it quite fascinating. I asked if they were recording it, but no they don&#8217;t. Bottom line I was OK and nothing was found of significance. So in about 30 minutes I was done, rolled back to Kathy, dressed and headed home. So the actual event was indeed anti-climatic. On the way home I was so dehydrated I couldn&#8217;t stop drinking water, and to celebrate we stopped at The Pancake House and had breakfast. Solid food is so yummy.<\/p>\n<p>Here is an after picture.<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/images\/Colonoscopy20070309.jpg\" \/><br \/><font size=\"-2\">Beneath this unlikely exterior lies the violated bum of a man with bowels of steel<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s over with. Here is a before picture.Picture this sans jeans with a open hospital gown on. No actually don&#8217;t. You don&#8217;t need to. That was too much information. The actual event was anti-climatic. Kathy drove me there at 6:30 AM and stayed with me. [Thanks dear that was very sweet of you.] I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}