{"id":277,"date":"2007-03-09T01:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/?p=277"},"modified":"2007-03-09T01:50:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T01:50:00","slug":"heading-into-tunnel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/2007\/03\/heading-into-tunnel\/","title":{"rendered":"Heading into the tunnel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow I&#8217;m going to have a colonoscopy. For the past day I&#8217;ve been preparing. I can&#8217;t eat solid food. It&#8217;s been a clear liquid diet. But what it means is that I&#8217;m clearing myself out. So I&#8217;ve had to take Milk of Magnesia yesterday night, Ducolax Laxative (twice the daily dossage) at 5 PM today, and Fleet\u00c2\u00ae Phospho-soda\u00c2\u00ae Oral Saline Laxative (again twice the daily dosage) at 6 and 9 PM. Sheesh. My best friend right now is the &#8220;throne&#8221;. I&#8217;ve got numerous books and magazines within reach. In the few minutes that I&#8217;m not there, I&#8217;m blogging about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow I&#8217;m going to have a colonoscopy. For the past day I&#8217;ve been preparing. I can&#8217;t eat solid food. It&#8217;s been a clear liquid diet. But what it means is that I&#8217;m clearing myself out. So I&#8217;ve had to take Milk of Magnesia yesterday night, Ducolax Laxative (twice the daily dossage) at 5 PM today, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1fifoto.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}